Disciples of ALL nations dancing at the Global Leadership Conference & Campus Congress
Description : Listening to all the criticism of this year’s political candidates by the opposing party, the pundits and the analysts, I thought, “You’d need to be a Perfect Person not to get criticized in the political process.” Then I realized there was One Perfect Person, and He was more severely criticized than any other. These might have been the headlines 2,000 years ago.
“Illegitimacy Rumors Spread About Young Nazarene Preacher”
Jerusalem, 29 to 33 AD – Jesus of Nazareth, the popular young rabbi preaching here locally, was reputedly born less than nine months after his mother Mary’s marriage to Joseph of Bethlehem. “You can count to nine on your fingers,” one local said recently, “and you don’t use enough fingers, if you know what I mean.” Officials in Bethlehem were unable to account for the Father listed on his birth certificate. “Whoever put in Yahweh as Jesus’s father must be found and punished,” he commented.
“Wine Makers Up In Arms Over Recent Miracle”
Jerusalem, 29 to 33 AD – “Turning water into wine like this Jesus did will destroy our business,” local wine merchant Abdul Swilling said. “How can an honest man make a living when this is going on?” Mr. Swilling terminated our interview when asked why the “Jesus wine” was found better than his.
